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Kelly, Jessie & Lisa Tee

Mall goth revival tee

error 404 tank

Emo wasn't a phase tee

Can I keep You? crop

Forward or die tee

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Time to trauma-bond

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What the internet is saying (besides ‘bring back Squeezits’)

"Still feral, just better dressed. This tee perfectly captures the energy of my 2000s angst with a dash of adult exhaustion. 10/10 would cry in it again."

"Adulting is not a RIOT! - but this blankie will help while you binge Netflix."

"Finally, a shirt that understands me better than my therapist ever could. Perfect for when you want to look good while reliving your Myspace era."

"If nostalgia and Chardonnay had a baby, it would be this tumbler."

"Instantly transported back to my middle school bathroom circa 1999, minus the blue eyeshadow and bad decisions."

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