Remember when the peak of drama was someone calling you “mature” in a hallway between classes? Back in the early 2000s, we were all convinced that being an adult meant wearing newsboy caps, having a rhythmic gymnastics phase, and eventually moving to Rome to become an accidental international pop star. We spent our afternoons watching our favorite blonde icon navigate the perils of junior high, dreaming of the day we’d finally be "grown up."

Well, fast forward to now, and it turns out "being mature" is just a code word for knowing which aisle the high-fiber cereal is in and having a favorite burner on the stove. This design is a tongue-in-cheek nod to that transition from Y2K teen queen to the "Mature" millennial reality we’re currently living. It’s for the girlies who still have their Metamorphosis CD stashed in a box somewhere but spend their current "renaissance" era tracking their sourdough starter and wondering when low-rise jeans became legal again.

This unisex tee is the perfect uniform for running errands, avoiding eye contact at the grocery store, or having a mini-existential crisis while listening to a 2007 throwbacks playlist. You might not have an animated alter-ego giving you snarky advice anymore, but at least you have this shirt. It's sophisticated, it's self-aware, and unlike your joints in the morning, it's actually flexible.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!