Remember 2003? Life was simple. You were worried about your crimped hair holding up, whether your crush would "Buzz" you on Yahoo Messenger, and—most importantly—whether a shy girl from outfit-repeating fame could actually replace an international Italian pop star. We all sat in that theater and collectively decided that if an accidental trip to Rome resulted in a Vespa ride and a stage performance at the Colosseum, we were ready to board the plane.

This design is for the generation that knows "hey now" isn't just a greeting—it’s a lifestyle. It’s for everyone who realized that adulting in 2026 feels less like a glittery Roman holiday and more like being the girl who has to do all the work while the Paolo in her life takes all the credit. Whether you were a scene kid secretly loving bubblegum pop or the girl who owned every butterfly clip in the tri-state area, this tee is your new "outfit of the week."

We’ve swapped the shiny spandex for something a little more breathable for your millennial anxiety. It’s perfect for running errands, catching up on sitcom reruns, or simply manifesting your own "what dreams are made of" moment while you wait for your iced coffee. Because let’s be real: you’re an international superstar in your own head, and frankly, that’s enough.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!