Looking back, that Mediterranean "superstar" was basically the original red flag for a whole generation. He was the guy who told you exactly what you wanted to hear while plotting to sabotage your big break—classic millennial anxiety fodder. This sticker is for everyone who eventually realized that life is less about finding a Roman prince and more about realizing you were the talent all along. It’s for the girls who survived the junior high hallways and lived to tell the tale.

It’s the perfect addition to your emotional support water bottle or that laptop you use to send "Per my last email" messages. If you spent your adolescence practicing your acceptance speech in your bedroom mirror while your dial-up connection struggled to load a MySpace profile, this one is for you. It’s a tiny, sticky reminder that you don't need a fraudulent duet partner to be iconic—you were the star of the show the whole time.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!