If your childhood beverages came in neon colors, questionable flavors, and commercials that looked like they were edited on a sugar high, this water bottle is basically your emotional support nostalgia. Refresh Me Like It’s 1999 taps into that era when hydration meant chugging a soda so bright it could double as a glow stick, and the only thing we worried about was whether we remembered to bring our Tamagotchi to school.

This design is for the millennials who miss the fun, chaotic, hyper-saturated world of ’90s drinks—the ones that fizzed aggressively, were probably 98% corn syrup, and made us all feel like we could run faster on the playground if we drank them. It’s tongue-in-cheek, a nod to the era of bold fonts, wild colors, and commercials that convinced us we were living in a cartoon. Fast forward to adulthood, and staying hydrated is suddenly a full-time job—one that requires a bottle that actually keeps water cold longer than five minutes.

That’s where this beauty comes in. It brings the Y2K energy without the sticky aftertaste, letting you sip your water like a responsible adult while still channeling the millennial who remembers exactly what summers felt like before sunscreen warnings and adulting anxiety.

Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation: Keeps drinks icy for hours—no neon sugar required.
Wide-mouth plastic straw lid: Easy sipping, zero spills, maximum nostalgic vibes.
32 oz (950 ml) capacity: Big enough to survive workdays, gym days, and existential crises.
Glossy finish & rotating handle: Stylish, durable, and grab-and-go convenient.
Comes with anti-slip patch: Because dropping your bottle in public is humiliating at any age.
Dimensions: 9.92″ tall x 3.54″ diameter.

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!