Back in 2007, your biggest existential threat was a slow dial-up connection or your favorite pop-punk band "selling out." You spent your weekends at Warped Tour, sweating through a black hoodie in 90-degree heat, and perfecting that mirror selfie angle that only worked if you held the digital camera way above your head. In those days, a "meltdown" was just a chaotic aesthetic scribbled across a CD jewel case; now, it’s what happens when you realize your "check engine" light has been on for three weeks and your student loan interest just kicked in.

This shirt is for the guys who traded their studded belts and skinny jeans for a "business casual" wardrobe but still have a MySpace-era soul. It’s a tribute to the hand-scribbled, high-contrast word collages that defined our peak emo years. If you still feel a surge of adrenaline when you hear a single G-note, but your current reality involves tracking grocery store discounts and managing a Google Calendar, we see you.

We’ve updated the vibe for 2026. Instead of that stiff, itchy cotton band merch that shrunk after one wash, this premium knit jersey has enough spandex to handle your "grown-up" life (and the occasional celebratory beer). It’s the perfect uniform for anyone who knows that while misery might have been business back then, adulting is a full-blown riot now.

- Fabric composition: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
- Regular fit

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!