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"Channel 3 Kid" Unisex Tee

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If you grew up as a Channel 3 Kid, you didn’t just play video games—you survived a whole era of AV-cable chaos. Before HDMI made life boringly simple, you were flipping between Channel 3 and 4 like a hacker on a mission, praying the screen would stop snowing long enough to load your game. And yes, blowing into the cartridge absolutely did fix everything. Don’t let science tell you otherwise.

This tee is a love letter to every millennial gamer who learned patience from loading screens, persistence from boss battles, and pain tolerance from those janky third-party controllers. It’s for the kids who grew up on CRT static, pixelated perfection, and the unmatched thrill of finally seeing that title screen flicker to life.

A perfect fit for anyone whose gamer origin story starts with: “Set it to Channel 3.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (soft, breathable, and ready for long gaming sessions)
Heather colors contain polyester for added stretch and durability
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) — lightweight without feeling flimsy
Pre-shrunk fabric so your tee doesn’t “rage quit” after one wash
Side-seamed construction for a more flattering fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensures long-lasting quality

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size Guide

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

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