Before the algorithm, before DMs, before we all pretended to understand “the cloud,” there were chain letters—the original digital jump scares. If you grew up in the ’90s, you definitely opened an email that told you to forward this to 7 friends or you’ll die. And because you were 10 and deeply superstitious, you absolutely forwarded it. Maybe even twice. Forward Or Die is a love letter to that chaotic era when the internet was new, mysterious, slightly haunted, and always warning you about “the girl who would appear at midnight.”

This tee captures the exact flavor of millennial childhood anxiety—the kind fueled by dial-up modem screeches, pop-up ads, and the fear that you’d be personally responsible for unleashing some supernatural curse if you didn’t hit “forward.” Now you’re older (ish), wiser (arguable), and facing real adult responsibilities… but nothing hits quite like the nostalgia of those over-dramatic chain emails that made you feel like you were living in your own low-budget horror movie.

Perfect for 90s kids who remember when inboxes were dangerous, fonts were neon, and forwarding emails felt like a moral obligation. Whether you wore friendship bracelets, had a Tamagotchi that died weekly, or lived on AIM after school, this tee wraps all that retro chaos into the soft, sarcastic reminder that adulthood may be stressful—but at least no one’s threatening you via email anymore. Well… not in that way.

100% cotton: Soft and breathable—ideal for reliving digital childhood trauma.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd²: Classic tee feel with everyday durability.
Open-end yarn: Adds a touch of vintage texture.
Tubular fabric: No side seams for a smooth, comfy fit.
Taped neck and shoulders: Reinforced construction that keeps its shape.
Double-seamed sleeves and hem: Built to last, unlike your old dial-up connection.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!